Birdcage

[lyrics that I'm unsure of are bracketed]

Trivial birdcage sunday newspaper
Regales me with tales of Hollywood's latest caper
Thank you for telling me the top-rented video
But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

Tell me about the beard that the actor wore
Show me every soap commercial that you made before
It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul
but what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

See why I had to run?

You know they're gonna screen test Jesus when he comes to town
Tell them he can keep the dreadlocks brother,
but would you keep it down, keep it down, keep it down.
It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul
but what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?

See why I had to run?